Oh Geez

ur actually a bad person and a terrible human being for shaving ur legs, is that what u wanna hear

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

if your #american cartoon has been feeling oddly lush and beautiful thank an overseas worker for it. You're welcome

if your american cartoon has cars driving on the wrong side of the road uhhh don't worry about it ❤️

hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"