Oh Geez

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

a summer drink will save you & a summer fruit will save you & a glass of water will kiss you silly

GET HER NOW

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

Back like one hundred years ago cave women woild have to kill shit with their teeth. And their pussy out. They were also like twenty feet tall and psychic.