Communist Goth Cyberdyke

thanks for sending me that link to your western newspaper explaining why we shouldn't side with the countries actively working to destroy the capitalist system and put an end to american imperialism - unfortunately i couldn't read the article because the thing was so thoroughly drenched in blood i couldn't make out a single letter

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

i'll be frank, doll, your puss makes me wild! and your stinky vagina is quite the delight too. (light a cigar. takes a sip of my whiskey, then spits it out.) damn this apple juice is pretty bad!