Communist Goth Cyberdyke

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

from what I understand Aragorn is like messi

suddenly the fucking

they must've opened the fridge

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

obviously losing players sucks but tbh the thing I'm finding the most frustrating about this expansion draft is. how do I put this. founding PWHL teams got two full seasons to settle in before expansion. Torrent got on the ice together for the first time in November 2025, had the Olympics borrow many of our key players and send several of them back injured so they couldn't play the rest of the season, and now has to contend with a league expansion twice the size of the previous one that is taking more from Torrent than almost any other team (not to mention the questionable EFO stuff with Knight) while we don't even have a head coach. like yes, we were last in the league this season, and some of the reasons for that were internal, but we're also not being given the same chance to work through our growing pains that every other team except Vancouver got to have (and Vancouver so far has been insulated from the expansion draft, so Torrent is on uneven footing with them, too).