they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

So much to talk about here, but the concept of empathizing with the people who died in the fucking OceanGate submarine is just so foreign to me. These people truly walk among us? #Amongus #Scary

Being a cop literally is punk tho. They both involve getting nazi tattoos

your training is not nearly complete... try to land even a single blow on me, and I may acknowledge your strength *you lay me flat with a single light jab and I don't get up or move until I'm wheeled out of the room and the real sensei finally shows up a few minutes later*

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

Good Lord, the Iranians massacred some Yankee soldiers in Jordan