actual mothman

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

fun fact femme bush saves lives

if you're a ceaseless watcher it must feel good as fuck to turn your gaze upon a wretched thing

vibrator store, you CANNOT send me an email that says "she deserves to feel good" with a discount code for mother's day, you CANNOT be doing that

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

im a protected species you fucking asshole

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum