all the random thoughts in my messy brain

Sorry just had to drop this theory off here: Mabel Tanaka is 22 from Soul. That is all.

YES

If your percabeth adaptation isn't a weird, loser audhd and dyslexic girl with abandonment issues head over heels with her awkward, sarcastic and equally loser boyfriend who also has adhd and dyslexia and the worst self-esteem in the face of the earth and is also devoted to her, is it really percabeth?

I hate it so much when people read Percy Jackson through a contemporary adult romance book lense. Like Percy is not written to be Rhysand. People being like “ugh I genuinely was so pissed when Percy said anything nice abt Rachel” makes me so mad. Shut the fuck up

Aaaand she also said he's cute in a scruffy way which is like my second favorite description of Percy's appearance. My top favorite is that he looks like a baby seal and this one also comes from Piper 😆 I'm telling you this girl truly has eyes for beauty okay he's just not her type

the thing is is that you'll be like. 11 years old and someone will tell you that you have to shave your legs. either it will be your mum or a friend or a mean girl in the p.e. changing rooms telling you how gross it is that you have hair on your legs. so then you ask your mum about it and she says yep you have to take this razor blade and drag it across your skin under running water and just hope you don't cut yourself too badly and you have to do this every single week and maybe more frequently than that and you have to do that for fucking ever. the rest of your fucking life. because the hair that grows naturally on your legs is gross and ugly and people will laugh and boys won't like you! of course boys have hair on THEIR legs. but that's normal and even attractive and it's just not the same for you. and a few years later they'll say well you obviously should also be shaving your armpits. and then it's your arms and then it's that you have to wax your upper lip and pluck your eyebrows and ewww why do you have hair on your fingers and your toes.. you need to shave that too. and then suddenly you need to buy spray that will make invisible hairs on your face visible so that you can shave that too! and it's expensive and time consuming and difficult and it HURTS but they just say beauty is pain babe! and you're not allowed to say that maybe if beauty is pain then you don't actually want to be beautiful

and i'm so fucking tired of girls who do shave being defensive when this topic comes up because then i have to say well of COURSE it's your personal choice whether you want to shave or not! no offense! maybe it makes you feel empowered! you do it for YOURSELF! because that's bullshit and i actually DO think you should stop shaving your legs because it's not fucking empowering it's insane. if you give it more than a minute of thought it can't possibly be empowering. you're in a PRISON!!!!! and i was in the prison too okay and i know it seems hard to break out but i promise you it's not. and the more people we can break out of the prison the easier it gets for everyone else i swear to god. please

I doubt the show will have the guts to actually give us The Drama but yes let the kids be petty and immature because they're literally middle schoolers. Give them a break

It's bad that women are expected to wear make up btw

Another top 10 Annabeth Chase moments: in TLO when she plans out the perfect moment to confess her feelings to Percy. She casually lures him to the Athena cabin by suggesting they do their chores together and gets her siblings to leave the moment they arrive (Malcolm best wingman). It is perfect. They are finally alone. He has been reminded of the strength of their connection through seeing Silena lose Beckendorf. She is starting her speech. And then the little goblin gets nervous and asks how is her strenuous relationship with her father going. She accepts the new topic and never tries anything like that ever again. 10/10 no notes

YOU ARE A COWARD PERCY JACKSON

so funny how a majority of the fandom says that percy spent a whole summer with rachel but like we have a canon story where percy was at camp in the middle of the summer right before the war (a canon story where annabeth asks him out to the fireworks and percy turns to beckendorf and is like "did she just ask me out?" so they were on alright terms at times) and percy said he and beckendorf were constantly doing dry runs for the andromeda mission before they actually went on it

Why even bother shooting any book scenes then. They could just have Percy saying cheesy romantic epic lines to Annabeth for 8 eps and the show fans would still love it and defend it wouldn't they

percy saying he’d burn olympus down if it meant saving annabeth: yes. obviously. of course he would. annabeth’s wide eyes were really cute. BUT the show is allergic to subtext. this is the kind of thing that’s supposed to be understood over time, not said out loud this early. in the books you realize percy would do that because of how he acts, and then athena spells it out for him at the end of book 3. he would also never have the balls to announce it to her like a vow. the most romantic thing this guy had the guts to say to her before they got together was “If i was going to pick one person in the world to reattach my head, I’d pick you.” it’s like the show is trying to make up for the loss of percy’s narration so they’re turning his thoughts and innermost desires into dialogue rather than letting his actions speak for themselves, which in turn makes him a lot more emotionally brave and competent than he really is.

It's like the writers don't even know that the "show, don't tell" rule lol. They're supposed to be BAD at communicating and expressing their feelings and that's why it takes them so long to finally get together, and now it seems the show is trying to make them start dating at 13 or smth