Toca pro inferno, motorista

forgive me father for i am back on my bullshit

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

I’m not avoiding my destiny I just had to lie down

i hate it when i can tell my perception of a character is diminishing in real time because of fandom wank. like nooooo i want to maintain an objective relationship with the text but everyone is so annoying about you nooooo

every time a female character gets called the mom friend i shoot another hostage

perhaps. i do want to be loved. unfortunate.

I got drunk and I just want y’all to know. It is NEVER okay to like someone. Like Romantically

you know when your boyfriend has a bit of a mental breakdown and disappears “on an exchange program” for months and you try to move on but he comes back and you realize you aren’t completely over him so you try again but he acts really weird and secretive and then he goes missing for real until your ex predicts that he’s going to return and he does come back except he’s been travelling through time and is now about 33 years older than you while you’re still a teenager so not only is there now a problematic age gap but your mother informs you that your boyfriend’s dad was actually your little brother who also went missing by travelling through time (at the fault of your love interest because of the paradox) so not only is your boyfriend old and traumatized but he’s also your nephew. happened to my friend Martha

i remember an old post saying that percy probably never wouldve gotten along with piper or leo in a school setting because leo played class clown for the bullies and piper was a rich kid shoplifter...i still think about that sometimes because i think it was meant to be derogatory towards those two but it was a "analysis so good i almost liked a hate tweet" situation i LOVE that they are not merely percy lites but did actually cause their own problems