i'm buffy, the vampire slayer. and you are?

why are you all so mean. it will not heal you

the youtube notification of ''ooohh your video isn't starting up smoothly???? turn off your ad blocker you cunt <3'' is so pathetic to me bc it takes five seconds max. you think i can't wait five seconds? you think i need to give you money because five seconds is too long? i pity your wife.

lol remember when tommy sarcastically told buck he could take eddie to the lakers game that he bought tickets to for their anniversary. and then he broke up with buck. because he thinks buck is going to end up with eddie. and then buck DID actually take eddie to the lakers game. and eddie paid the tab for dinner before the game. and changed his booted tire for him.

the princess from the princess and the pea deserves more hype because who amongst us hasn't been too overstimulated to sleep #myautisticprincess

I love not playing along

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma