i'm buffy, the vampire slayer. and you are?

i just don’t know if that many of us need to be on the roads driving. we should live in a world where more people can sit that one out

luke skywalker straight off of tatooine hitting the galactic gay bars like an amish kid on rumspringa

It's bad that women are expected to wear make up btw

i'm always really into something that requires an asterisk of **this used to be good but it got really bad at some point which i am aware of and acknowledge. also i have to be a little embarrassed about it

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

fat butch is genuinely the staple . when u say butch i think of a fat butch and it hasn't crossed my mind that this is a new thought for some people

margaret qualley divorcing jack antonoff is going to be so chic when it happens

love it when mutuals i don’t really talk to reblog one of my posts it’s like hell yeah. glad you liked that. please don’t leave me.