i'm buffy, the vampire slayer. and you are?

thank god iwtv gave us the phrase "I could not prevent it" to say about things that you did on purpose and could prevent. honestly so essential

wait to my friends on here who are fic writers i will literally always beta read for you if given the opportunity….proof-reading other people’s writing is my greatest passion ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted suggesting access on other people’s google documents…and i love everyone’s creative minds ❤️

whenever i look into a historical monarch who doesn’t get talked about much and is just kind of a blank spot in my understanding of the historical narrative, 95% of the time what i find is pure white hot blistering capability. a pencil pusher for the ages. a 39 year reign with no more than three hours of sleep a night. there aren’t any good stories from his reign because he systematically caught and stopped all catastrophic good stories before they could start. you shrimply must respect it

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

its all one big humiliation ritual no matter what you're doing

sorry i dont find #joy in #homemaking or the #hearth or any shit like that i find joy in being paid and spending 126$ at a restaurant and thee liquor store

idk how to tell people no matter/i don’t gaf how an actor personally feels about their character and their project, bad acting is not a protest. it’s just bad

sometimes u go to a ship’s ao3 page and the top 10 fics are like “what if these guys were 2 completely different guys but had the same actors’ faces and character names”

gonna start saying "wow they just don't age" on pictures where they look old as fuck

SPUFFY

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

lets call in sick tomorrow and go to the natural history museum