i'm buffy, the vampire slayer. and you are?

I don’t understand why people who cannot accept any moral grayness or complexity decide to join fandoms for the most emotionally complex stories and then try to shame everyone there who actually is able to understand the material.

The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

we really should be calling it fanworks, not content

I'm here for fun and community not to rp a mega corporation's underpaid social media intern

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

in my dictatorship every man will get a decibel meter implanted on his neck and when he talks above a measured conversational volume his head explodes

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

i hope it's a really underwhelming nil-nil draw and both teams have a bad time

i love arm

going to say something controversial. i think beans on toast are a great breakfast and i don’t understand the hate for it. like okay sure I guess you hate fiber and protein and delicious bread. couldn’t be me