i'm buffy, the vampire slayer. and you are?

This is painfully American

i wish i lived in the universe tongue tied by grouplove takes place in

hello! i have rebirthed my art blog, spacezeros!!! (this is a new blog - the old spacezeros has been permanently privated and the url changed!) here i will share all the usual art i post on instagram (aliceosemanart) as well as perhaps other art such as fan art of stuff i like, or stuff i think is not good enough to go on instagram

The thing with Tom Holland is that I’ve always wanted to fuck him.

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

every bridgerton couple is like "known man slut teaches a woman how to finger herself" when are we gonna center a GIRL slut #feminism

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

grab somebody sexy tell em (shane drugged up in the hospital voice) Heeey

Best things for a man to be number one bisexual number two short number three idk. Nice? Bisexual and short are really my main concerns.

to stand motionless in the morning with a vacant stare and hot beverage in hand is a global phenomenon

"theyll hate you for this" "but theyll be alive" is THE juiciest thing to me

i will ensure you stay alive above all else. even if what i do to make it happen is horrendous. even if it violates all your wishes or moral principles. even if you can never look at me the same way again, even if you hate me for it. because at least if you hate me it means youre alive

it’s not queerbaiting :/ it’s saving the world….

when i was in middle school i probably thought that fandom becoming more mainstream would help me feel less shame but instead it’s like having constant 4D secondhand humiliation beamed directly into my skull

at the beginning of buffy season six and theres a clear solution to these financial problems which i think is spike should get a job. hes established he'll do anything for buffy and yk what she needs right now? person in her house with a job. sure he doesn't have any identifying papers or resume or anything but im sure he could get that cleared to work nights at olive garden. im writing a fanfiction where spike gets a job