i'm buffy, the vampire slayer. and you are?

Has anyone written a queer romantasy retelling/homage of a classic piece of literature yet? You could advertise it on tumblr with a pull quote that remixes the most quotable line from the original work into something unbearably dumb. I don’t know why no one’s tried this, seems like free money.

i just don’t know if that many of us need to be on the roads driving. we should live in a world where more people can sit that one out

”feminine sanitary napkins..” PADS PADS PADS PADS PADS PADS PADS PADS PADADADADADADDADS

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

when barbie 2 is about taking midge to the abortion clinic

since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.

no more maths ever

love when i see something for me #mebait