i'm buffy, the vampire slayer. and you are?

if we all hold hands and hope really hard maybe mike flanagan will fall into a really deep hole and never make another movie or tv show ever again

we are going to take carrie but change everything about the original characters and themes :) but its still carrie tho :) mrs white is now a loving mother who only wants the best for her daughter :) carrie isnt repressed at all :) what the hell

To be quite honest with you all I do think that aro/ace-spectrum fans in fandoms where people are desperately inventing crossover ships and humanizing non-human characters in order to have a conventionally attractive guy to ship the main character with, instead of possibly having to enjoy a story with no romance in it, have the right to refer to everyone else as cowards.

Sorry you almost had to entertain the idea that people like me exist, I'm sure that was very painful for you.

This post has officially reached the "Let people enjoy things" crowd so I'm just going to come right and say it: Do I or do I not also count as a people.

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

thank god iwtv gave us the phrase "I could not prevent it" to say about things that you did on purpose and could prevent. honestly so essential

wait to my friends on here who are fic writers i will literally always beta read for you if given the opportunity….proof-reading other people’s writing is my greatest passion ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted suggesting access on other people’s google documents…and i love everyone’s creative minds ❤️

whenever i look into a historical monarch who doesn’t get talked about much and is just kind of a blank spot in my understanding of the historical narrative, 95% of the time what i find is pure white hot blistering capability. a pencil pusher for the ages. a 39 year reign with no more than three hours of sleep a night. there aren’t any good stories from his reign because he systematically caught and stopped all catastrophic good stories before they could start. you shrimply must respect it

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

its all one big humiliation ritual no matter what you're doing

sorry i dont find #joy in #homemaking or the #hearth or any shit like that i find joy in being paid and spending 126$ at a restaurant and thee liquor store

idk how to tell people no matter/i don’t gaf how an actor personally feels about their character and their project, bad acting is not a protest. it’s just bad

sometimes u go to a ship’s ao3 page and the top 10 fics are like “what if these guys were 2 completely different guys but had the same actors’ faces and character names”