^_^ I didn’t say simon says *detonates the charges*

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

Get out.

Happy 10th birthday to the stressed coral post

i do not have the strength to block all the bots. welcome ladies make yourselves at home i guess. im a feminist

Im drunk in a uber and just gazed upon two dudes in a dunkin donuts having an arm wrestling match

This is how they decide the mayor of Boston

#I did my slow internet time#I deserve fast now

ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners

are you fucking kidding me the red line beads are a FAR more compelling texture than the blue line. “oh but the red line is booring.” the appeal is in how it interacts with and highlights the other lines you philistine. without the red line there’s no cohesion at all. read a book.

Literally hop off. Red doesn’t even use gravity as an element in the main route. Orange is one of the only three lines (with green and yellow) to actually use gravity to add complexity to the route, and is honestly an underrated pick. Have fun playing “push left” simulator with red. Idiot.

every single bumper sticker hits like a fucking train

I have absolutely no idea what this is from or any context whatsoever, but I cannot stop laughing