LALA~

When i was in china they called me the cutey smiling man and it was all because of my cutely smile and the blasting imaginatuon of my huge dreams

Guy at a gay bar with a 25 page manual in hand looking at the hankerchiefs in peoples pockets and then licking his finger and flipping pages trying to look up what it means also he has a scorpion for a hand that keeps poisoning peaople

Since when i did since do i do something a make you to eat think you i eat puppy wuppy dawgs..? All a twisted dream

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When a lad tries to have a laugh at you and you clock him bonkers with an ashtray in front of his mates.

My disguise fucking sucks and i am going to get killed

Got caught and killed again by guards

i tried to hide in a closet from guards but there was a bug in there and it bit me 

this sounds like a Taylor Swift lyric

I wont lie to you I lost my dual pistols if you see dual pistols anywhere they are mine 

"ive never been in a fight" cmon dude. not even with a big evil puppet?

it's always two distinguished gentlemen saying precisely to each other