pinkpop 2000 matt bellamy #1 fan

blocked because your interpretation of that character doesn’t match the way they act in my bedtime narrative i imagine when i’m falling asleep every night

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

If they hate then let them hate and watch the money pile up

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes

date idea: you kill me

hottest thing a man can do: maintain a sense of humour whilst getting beat up, steal a speed boat, get emotionally vulnerable, crash the speedboat, fake his death, and emerge from sidney harbour dripping wet and covered in blood

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.