pinkpop 2000 matt bellamy #1 fan

date idea: you kill me

hottest thing a man can do: maintain a sense of humour whilst getting beat up, steal a speed boat, get emotionally vulnerable, crash the speedboat, fake his death, and emerge from sidney harbour dripping wet and covered in blood

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

*puts you in the bitcrusher*

thank you 5 mutuals who like every stupid post i make i love you

there’s no permanent self and that’s pretty cool