I am the 1%

"could you win a fight with your doppelganger" and "would you fuck your clone" questions are fun but honestly they don't reveal nearly as much as my favourite question: could you manipulate them?

it's like. not only how well do you know yourself, but how much can you separate yourself from the concept of "you"? how far are you willing to go to establish control over yourself? can you really look yourself in the eyes and lie? and if you can, what does that say about you?

"why would you even want to do this" another great question!!

Unfortunately I have to repress and suppress every feeling and thought in a world where no one gives a fuck about you

okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING

I think the fact that you immediately thought about clarifying it’s not a sex thing kinda makes it sound like it is a sex thing.

FOOL. i would be using my sex amulet for that

I’ve never seen something warm my heart so much.

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

Don’t take anyone’s word as gospel unless it’s mine unless I say not to in which case don’t

you dumb bitch hes fixing youir car hes a mechanic