the ocean washed over your grave

All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die

just found out i can enter buildings without asking if i just drive my maserati through the front door. weve never been so back

(fearfully) i can’t tell if you’re yelling at me or just some kind of homestuck

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

jerking off has been mid lately

i love sibling estrangement as horror. Only one person in the entire world has been through what youve been through and they deny it . Awesome

This is so funny. I’d kill all billionaires if it meant losing something precious to me