the ocean washed over your grave

everyone riding the train today got 250 xp after a level 32 dracula wandered onto the tracks

↗️ the new emoji code for when you want to express that time is linear and only flows in 1 direction. the tilted upward arrow was chosen instead of the flat sideways arrow because when you zoom out far enough every day is on the up & up

the patient needs june egbert to live

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

New idealogy i call it Alcohol Feminism

wait so right after being resurrected jesus went to heaven anyway? then what was the point of all that besides spectacle omg

*a look of realization* just like pjackk...

Seasonal ageries are caused by an aerosolized form of gagobears

Wat does frick my bean mean

i think one of the worst things the left wing internet ever did was push the idea that oppression is basically a virtue, and being oppressed is a sign of your morality. it has made it like…impossible for some of you to hold the idea that most people are privileged in some ways and oppressed in others. AND a lot of you seem to have it in your mind that terrible people cannot be oppressed, and that oppressed people cannot do terrible things, which is a dangerous rhetoric to hold imo.