the ocean washed over your grave

i feel like we really don’t need a million pride flags. it gives hogwarts houses and sweatshop temu accessories. it gives sense of identity through consumerism. it gives those pic art avatars fuckk whatever they’re called from 2019. and most importantly its unchic

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock

touch the withered arm! touch it

You losers like rick and morty, while I like em thick and portly

All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die

just found out i can enter buildings without asking if i just drive my maserati through the front door. weve never been so back

(fearfully) i can’t tell if you’re yelling at me or just some kind of homestuck

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems