@hicup

Jefferson figuring out that his son is Spider-Man but instead of telling him “hey you blew your secret” and possibly freaking him out, starts quietly training him in correct police procedure (without him knowing) while also repeatedly talking about how he had issues with the old Spider-Man but the new one seems like a brave and responsible young man and how he would be totally proud of him if he were this guy’s parents

AISBSKSHISGSIWHEJFSHSJHDHSUEHSKSHWKA

I’m sorry, but Miles Morales pretending to date Spider-man to keep his secret identity while his parents 100% know that he’s Spider-man is PEAK humor

they invite him to dinner just to see what miles comes up with

Spider ham is the only one available it’s a whole thing

I have read a LOT of these but this one is by far the funniest

the human body is amazing u can just not sleep for 48 hours straight and all that happens is that you go crazy and are dying

oh, boo hoo, let me blow you a sick smoke ring on the worlds smallest vape

Oh my freaking god

Not to flex on everyone at Hannibal's dinner parties but I know what lamb is supposed to taste like

Actually the funniest one by far is when he serves up sushi heavily implied to be ppl and claims it's flounder, like on god have none of his guests seen fish before? Did everyone else on this show eat nothing but ground beef their entire lives and are now like "oh it's duck huh? Okay yeah this seems like bird meat for sure."

How do you constantly place an ass as the major focus and not even make it good

that’s some Nazi shit right there.

if you got kids it’s time to deactivate

you want to get rid of the milfs?? please think this through 😔😔

did…did eggman just ask if tails called his dick small