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people who grew up in places with an elementary and middle school system- was 6th grade considered part of elementary school or middle school?
6th grade was part of elementary school
6th grade was part of middle school
I went to 2 different schools that classified them differently
the place I lived did not have this system
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isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random
I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"
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Pro tip: when you see a brand new slang term, your first question should be how that term has been used in AAVE for the past 20-30 years.
This, too. This is a big one as well.
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Donkey getting some shade on a hot sunny day in Greece - photographer unknown
Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown
Prelude to an ass kicking
let's bring back the stop taking videos of strangers without their knowledge discourse because you really must stop doing that
what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs
i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names
my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them
framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse
3 (+1) Shoulder Moves
shrug your shoulders up towards your ears and slowly lower down. repeat.
tilt your head to the side, bringing your ear towards your shoulder. repeat for the other side.
roll your shoulders up, back, down ↩️ a few times; then roll your shoulders up, forward, down ↪️ a few times.
feeling better? more relaxed? wanna go further? don't stress your body too much trying this but i'm gonna keep at it until it's easier for me:
bring your hands behind your back, fingers pointing down
gently flip your fingers up and turn your hands so palms face each other
press your palms together, draw your elbows slightly back, and open your chest
keep spine straight and hold
relax and pat yourself on the back, fuck yeah!
there should be a few aliens that know of the Doctor like knights that know of a resident dragon and its lair. Like they’re not weird about it, it’s more of a ‘yeah you can go to earth and fuck around but that time lord that lives there might get you’
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I won't publish the ask (they asked me not to), but I thought I'd still answer it publicly!
no, royalties are not a significant source of income for most authors. if you wrote something like Project Hail Mary, then absolutely, the royalties would be substantial! but that's like winning the lottery. Ryan Gosling is not starring in the movie adaption of most books.
when you sell a book to a publisher, you get what's called 'an advance against royalties'. it's usually split into multiple parts, so you might get one third for the initial sale, one third for the final revised manuscript, and one third on the publishing date.
an advance against royalties is the publisher saying "we believe you will eventually make X amount in royalties, so here it is ahead of time." and then you don't actually see any money from royalties until the advance is paid off. most books do not make enough in royalties to pay off the advance (I have two children's books and one fiction book, and have yet to see royalties for any of them).
advances are still great, but you need to make them stretch! for instance, last year my net income was about 30k Canadian (21k USD), which is fantastic when you consider that I mostly made it through writing. but I'm definitely not a millionaire. I can live off my writing (not trying to undersell that!) but I'll probably remain in a low income bracket for the foreseeable future.
this isn't meant to discourage anyone from seeking out writing as a career! however, there is a reason that many authors have alternate jobs with writing on the side. or, you know, rich spouses.
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Can someone do that graph thing with the frequency of names over time and put a dot on it when the muppets and sesame street came out
Sesame Street started in 1969 and basically made the popularity of these names absolutely TANK
Thanks to the muppets, you just can't call your daughter Miss Piggy anymore
The thing about the doctor who lore is that
I get such a kick out of the prefix 'cis'
getting a book cislated: yup, still can't read it
cisition timeline: just a selfie
cisformation: make a bunch of super saiyan sounds and walk away
cisubstantiation: by the power of god this bread has remained bread
idk its just neat
cisformers: they're just cars
precisely as much as meets the eye
Cisfer: the data stays exactly where it it
Cisport: getting in a car with no wheels
Cismutation: turning this lead into an identical piece of lead
we need fewer songs about falling in love and breaking up and MORE songs about famous disasters of the sea
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at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.
omg guys happy bone swallowing august
If this is the sign you're looking for, please
stay alive
stay safe
Drink some water
eat something
get back into the things you love
Unclench your jaw
do some self-care
Take a shower or bath
Take your med(s)
