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i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

Employee: Hey boss, can I ask you a question real quick?

Boss: I don't pay you to ask questions, I pay you to take the orders and deliver the pizza.

Employee: That's the thing, I got this weird order just now, from these four guys with long Italian names. They wanted a cheese, a pepperoni, a veggie, and I quote 'the weirdest combination of things you can possibly imagine.' But the address they gave me was a manhole cover.

Boss: Just a random manhole cover?

Employee: No, no, a specific one.

Boss: Oh, okay. What's the problem, then?

Employee: It's just that a few minutes later, I got another order from guys with, I'm pretty sure, just the same long Italian names but shortened, and they also wanted a cheese, a pepperoni, a veggie, and-

Boss: -the weirdest combination of things you could possibly imagine.

Employee: Exactly. But the address this time was the building next to the manhole cover.

Boss: That's quite a coincidence.

Employee: Is it? Cause on both calls there was a lot of chit-chat in the background, and I think that one of the guys was worried that we wouldn't deliver to a manhole cover.

Boss: That's ridiculous. We're a pizza shop in New York, of course we deliver to manhole covers.

Employee: Do you think I should bring both orders, or bank on it being the same one?

Employee 2 (E2): Hey, are you guys talking about the manhole boys on 35th?

E1: That's the one!

E2: Okay. What you're gonna want to do is bring both orders to that general area, and some guys in trench coats will take it off your hands.

Boss: Please don't give our pizzas to just random people in trench coats.

E2: Nah, it's them. Trust me, I know these guys.

Boss: You do? What's their deal?

E2: Eh, it's complicated.

Boss: Sum it up in four words.

Most people wouldn’t be able to. Cater’s clones are identical to him, down to the perfected micro-expressions in their faces. But that’s just it—his clones have perfected his mask, the face that he defaults to in public. Around Vil, however, Cater's been letting the mask falter more and more. It's how he got Vil to fall in love with him, after all. Now, it's gotten harder for him to keep his mask up in the way that he used to. And that makes all the difference.

The real Cater is the one whose eyes have a bit too much longing in them. The one whose lips quirk up in a smile that really does reach his eyes when he sees Vil. And when he gets flustered, or embarrassed, it isn’t in that cammable, cute way. It’s a little bit desperate, like he doesn’t know what to do with himself when the correct expression to make isn't immediately obvious. He can't help it. He just can't keep his mask intact around Vil, even if he tries.

memorized them all

But hear me out.

He should hate them even more for it.

What do you mean, you could have been nice to me all this time?

What do you mean, all you had to do was listen once? Just once?

What do you mean I spent decades miserable all because the rumors were too entertaining to care about my well being for so much as a second?

九垣 #jiuyuan #scumcum