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*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

pinky promise? 🥺

rice is like a best friend and a lover to me

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

⚠︎ ! your body has kept the score.

and shockingly tumblr perserveres

*giggling and kicking my feet like a cartoon schoolgirl with a crush* ehehehhehehe i have friends and they like me. ehehehehe

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

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just overheard my dad on the phone going “yeah, i’d be more than happy to buy her daughter off of you, how much would you be willing to trade her for?” and got Very Worried for a second before remembering that he manages dairy farms for a living. surely there’s gotta be a better way to word that man

letting go is so easy until you’re folding your laundry or cooking or walking home at dusk or lying in bed trying to sleep or stuck at a party you didn’t really want to go to or or or