Lucky

I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over

Not to sound like a dr*gon but I do want your gold and I am going to lay on top of it in a pile inside a cave

Why do you censor dragon?

Townsfolk may find it scary

we would be so lost without garlic

anyway i wish members of the us military would stop acting like someone forced them into it? the “i fight so you don’t have to” mentality is so annoying because literally no one asked you to do that

Bi culture: Being attracted to women with short hair and men with long hair

 also bi culture: being attracted to soft cute men and buff intimidating women

I feel personally called out