yikes!

being hot is a mentality, a state of being. my face however is forever cutesy. eternally daytime princess which is startling given my personality

there’s some things I’m obviously known to be about by close friends that I’m like please do not introduce me to friends from another circle with those attributes in mind for the mingling bc i cannot be normal talking about them at your bridal shower babe

gotta say as a longtime eichel disliker its kinda fun that had he actually made that goal its extremely likely they’d have gone to OT or game 7. and yet. he didn’t. :)

rod the bod still rod the fucking bod okay 🫦 thank you canesmin

god thank fuck like im just so tired of seeing That Man’s face and honestly so tired of seeing ALL of those men’s faces i hope they retreat in shame all summer im sick of em!