yikes!

just saw the birdcage at the local indie for the 30th anniversary and everyone is sexy in that movie we don’t have sexy sultry actors anymore we really had it so good

okay so if I cannot get all of robin Williams’ the birdcage fits can I at LEAST get his sexy linen trousers like please please epleasseeeee

okay obviously DTLA is shane and ilya coded we can all agree

okay gays i really do love wing ginger and it feels so good and also i love seeing the color but it is still surprising to me as someone who’s psyche was developed as A Blonde like making new friends being a red head and someof them assuming its natural and being mid story like hold on you should know that i was a blonde child and my mother would put her favorite pictures of me next to my face when I started e pressing myself and going why can’t I have this pretty girl back like i need you to understand that being blonde was and is still a pillar and unfortunately during pride month i am feeling the urge to be platinum fucking blonde again i miss her so much but we cannot survive such an endeavor

one of my very straight cis male passing friends said they’re dressed as a bi girls straight bf I love my queers

a friend bestowed upon me a fun collar at the bar tonight and unfortunately it looked very very good on me

he did that for his wags happy pride