Words, Law & Sweet Wine

"And Valancy had long ago decided that she would rather offend God than Aunt Wellington, because God might forgive her but Aunt Wellington would never."

When I become dictator it will be a crime punishable by hanging to willfully neglect to put the number of a book in a series in a prominent place on the spine.

Grace at 3 am with what’s left of his sleep deprived brain struggling: hot buns this is the best essay I’ve read all year. I’m giving this student two stars

Oh I see, it's fine for YOU to joke about putting that wet cat of a man in a can and shaking him, but when I, Eva Stratt,

Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done

yes this exactly

phrase added to permanent vocabulary

abnormally large trees please lend me some of your centuries worth of wisdom

13ft-diameter quercus rubra, leaning down: deer are evil. "What?" you heard me

Windows 7 ended and we have never know peace since

weevil 1050

@joy-and-whimsy-official i would like to submit some whimsy

Joy and whimsy detected! Weevil 1050 is joyful and weevsical!

I love that I can’t unsee the first impulse glance of that cat floating and I gotta share it. So much power, so mundane. Cat to the core.