Happy pride everyone 🥰 live for yourself and your loved ones, but as a fun side quest? Live because he would’ve fucking hated it
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Happy pride everyone 🥰 live for yourself and your loved ones, but as a fun side quest? Live because he would’ve fucking hated it
reminds me of this ask i got
I hope you fulfilled this one because that would be hilarious

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No berries? Giving you an abundanceberry
Oh that’s a lot of berry! *eats it* oh wow, that was a very filling berry and there’s still enough left for ages
and here we observe the seymour in his natural habitat, the tumblr blog.
don't worry if he looks in this direction, or calls out to us, he is not known to attack people who are only here for the funnies or elves.
now, the seymour isn't known to respond to most calls, but on the rare occasion that he does, he isn't known to be hostile, as he is a funny guy. take care though, as it is a clown's nose type of situation whenever somebody calls to ask for boobies.
Someone say Boobies?
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Omg Trump has been missing from the White House for a week🥹🥹🥹 Maybe pride month actually took him out
From what I’ve seen, apparently he gets some routine medical treatment near the beginning of each month n then he disappears for a week to recover. HOWEVER the recovery has been longer and longer each time. The man’s health is in the gutters
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Ough, honey no, the meat is all rotten and you have no idea where it’s been

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i am of the sincere belief that if ur on ur computer a lot you should visually customize it to high hell and back not just for funsies but also because it has literally made me less depressed before. its kind of like how rearranging your bedroom is good for your brain, yknow. i do stuff like this every few months
I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?
Don't become a housewife.
And if you do become a housewife, take steps to protect yourself. Make sure you’re legally married, for starters; stay-at-home girlfriends have very little legal recourse to claim their partner’s assets in a breakup. Make sure your name is on the house deed/rental agreement, and have your car in your name, even if your spouse is paying for it. Have your spouse transfer money every month into an account solely in your name, so you can buy yourself things without needing permission, but also so you can save up to leave if needed.
If your spouse fights you on any of this, then don’t quit your job. The tradwife to poverty pipeline is real, and so is financial abuse.
also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
He died in the most gay way possible: Riding a shit animal style, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest, on a boat, on a filthy lagoon, from a different postcode behind two cool cats and the baked potato, under a pineapple under the depths of hell, inside JonTron's apartment, within Robotnik's really expensive, magnificent, and opulent butt inside a giant simulation, into a mouth of an active volcano in the middle of nowhere with a big black horse and a cherry tree!
I want them to die in the most humiliating, embarrassing way possible. I want their cause of death to be like, choking on a mcnugget during one of their sparsely attended “love me” parties.
Like I said elsewhere, it needs to be something that is both
A. impossible to blame on political rivals/scapegoats/anything but his own stupidity
B. too embarassing to paint as a noble martyr's death
I'm voting for "eats an obviously moldy burger on purpose to own the commie-lib-FDA, shits himself heavily on stage (while in the middle of mocking his own voter base) slips on it, falls, and breaks his own neck"
Considering their cultists have started wearing diapers in solidarity, I wouldn’t put too much stock into “too embarrassing.”
What if after slipping and falling, they get their head stuck in a tuba and suffocate?

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girl realising they’re a lesbian call that 💡yurika
"reblog to give a trans woman soup"
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"trans women experience misogyny because they're women"
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A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.
-Replacing his vitimens with poision
- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.
- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.
-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?
- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.
-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway
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#and this is why no-fault divorce brings down the murder rate
"HRT IS BEING FORCED ONTO CHILDREN AND UT HAS AN INCREDIBLY HIGH REGRET RATE" they scream, denying all the facts and the actual amount of people who stop taking hrt (which is roughly 1%), ignoring how incredibly expensive it is, refusing to acknowledge the difficulties in actually finding a doctor to even prescribe it to you at all, and pretending that this button isn't a requirement for literally everyone taking it
the only reason someone would "regret" hrt is if they changed their mind (which yeah, that happens), or they lied and didn't read the box before taking it.
hon, its not the hrt thats dangerous. its you. dont choke on arsenic because it looks like candy
detrans cisgirl after taking the medicine that makes you a man, reading all the benefits risks and side effects of the medice that makes you a man, and telling a doctor that she wants to be a man: "I dIdNt KnOw ThAt ThIs MeDiCiNe WoUlD mAkE mE a MaN!!!!"
i think this can be taken as proof that detrans grifters are lying and almost never actually medically transitioned. because if they did they would know a) that its not actually as easily accessible as they say it is and is not being forcefed to children at the same school they have litter boxes in the bathrooms or whatever, b) that the medicine that makes you transition actually makes you transition, and it does exactly what it says on the tin, and c) that if they hate their male transition so much they can just take estrodiol. instead they're trying to ban estrodiol????? i know transmisogyny is by definition an ideology harbored by the most illogical douchebags ever, but like... come the fuck on
isn't a 1% regret rate also just amazing low compared to pretty much most medical things? especially when paired with how much it improves patients lives? like if any antidepressants had a 99% chance to improve a patients life then no doctor would be against it
I've reached the point where cynicism is a major turn-off for me. You're not smarter than idealists, and you're not helping.
Funny that the stereotypical cynic is an idealist who aged out of it. In my experience, the reverse is true. I was an extreme cynic as a teenager and then I noticed how profoundly limiting it was, and also that "cynics are cool and smart" was a message that was being constantly reinforced by corporate media for some reason.
#yes! cynicism reads as very juvenile to me#and yes prev often stemming from teen pain
Yeah, like I see black-pilled people on here and my default reaction isn't "oh, these must be world-weary old warriors who've lost their faith in humanity", it's "these people are in their 20s and need a hobby"
I also think that the present era has proven that authoritarian leaders don't actually want a population of wide-eyed idealists, they want a population of jaded assholes who are convinced that everyone is lying, any resistance is either a scam or doomed to failure, and nothing can ever get better.

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love the camera guy even gets to bump into a mirror for us
Okay, I love everything about this hall of mirrors:
Traditional mirror mazes are dark and creepy. This one is brightly lit, and colorful.
The triangular grid makes it that much more disorienting.
The pillars help to obscure the difference between the mirrors and the openings -- so it doesn't NEED to be dark.
All of this combines to make it much more fun and entertaining and much less "I gotta get out of here before Mr. Dark drags me off to the soul-sucking carousel".
The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”