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Welcome to Cat's Chimerical Creations!
I create cute and cuddly hybrid monsters by mix-and-matching old Beanie Babies. If you like what I do, you can follow along at #catschimericalcreations or on my ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/catschimericalcreation
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The Isle of Man is getting a "royal visit" from elderly parasite (and lbr probably just as big a pedo and rapist as his brother) "King Charles" tomorrow and all the Manx flags along the prom have been taken down and replaced with flags bearing the St George cross.
And like, one, take that down, it makes us look racist
(and yes, flying the St George flag DOES make you look racist and if that bothers you, take it up with the actual racists using it to justify their racism)
And two, that is the ENGLISH FLAG, we are NOT ACTUALLY FUCKING ENGLISH, he's not even our king, he's technically the "Lord of Mann" if you want to go ahead and believe that the divine right to rule is bestowed on someone based on whose ball bag they were swimming around in before being spaffed out into the world.
God, I hope he gets assassinated. That would be so fucking funny. Plus we'd finally be famous for something other than motorbike racing.
I just remembered that the Queen died right after pretending that Douglas was a city and giving the royal assent to that absolute bullshit, so if Charles gets murc'd here we'll be two for two. Dear God let it happen!
No matter how much they paint him up I think if a bullet passed through that dusty shambling corpse of a man only air and sand would pour out
I think he'd be like Oogie Boogie and hes just a papery skin sack filled with all kinds of nasty biting crawling things.
Which would make him getting Charlie Kirk'd sp much funnier, showering the flag-shaggers in centipedes while he slowly deflates!
The Isle of Man is getting a "royal visit" from elderly parasite (and lbr probably just as big a pedo and rapist as his brother) "King Charles" tomorrow and all the Manx flags along the prom have been taken down and replaced with flags bearing the St George cross.
And like, one, take that down, it makes us look racist
(and yes, flying the St George flag DOES make you look racist and if that bothers you, take it up with the actual racists using it to justify their racism)
And two, that is the ENGLISH FLAG, we are NOT ACTUALLY FUCKING ENGLISH, he's not even our king, he's technically the "Lord of Mann" if you want to go ahead and believe that the divine right to rule is bestowed on someone based on whose ball bag they were swimming around in before being spaffed out into the world.
God, I hope he gets assassinated. That would be so fucking funny. Plus we'd finally be famous for something other than motorbike racing.
I just remembered that the Queen died right after pretending that Douglas was a city and giving the royal assent to that absolute bullshit, so if Charles gets murc'd here we'll be two for two. Dear God let it happen!
The Isle of Man is getting a "royal visit" from elderly parasite (and lbr probably just as big a pedo and rapist as his brother) "King Charles" tomorrow and all the Manx flags along the prom have been taken down and replaced with flags bearing the St George cross.
And like, one, take that down, it makes us look racist
(and yes, flying the St George flag DOES make you look racist and if that bothers you, take it up with the actual racists using it to justify their racism)
And two, that is the ENGLISH FLAG, we are NOT ACTUALLY FUCKING ENGLISH, he's not even our king, he's technically the "Lord of Mann" if you want to go ahead and believe that the divine right to rule is bestowed on someone based on whose ball bag they were swimming around in before being spaffed out into the world.
God, I hope he gets assassinated. That would be so fucking funny. Plus we'd finally be famous for something other than motorbike racing.
showing Simon Ironlung my bubble machine!
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touching grass with Nublet, Chancey Bear and Simon Ironlung
Daisy hair ornaments for everyone!
Tree climbing lessons for Simon!
Introducing him to dandelions
And the concept of naps ( he did not sleep ☹️ )
The tree stump was not a hit with him either (not our smartest move tbh)
Back to flowers then!
They wanted to build a campfire but I don't carry matches or a lighter and also it's the middle of the afternoon in the middle of summer, so no.
We also met a kitty (Chance fainted due to the cuteness) !
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more adventures with Chancey Bear, Nublet and Simon Iron Lung!
we started with a trip to check out another fountain:
Simon was worried about creatures lurking in the water, so Nublet and Chance checked for villains!
There wasn't anybody lurking, so after that Simon left confident enough to go and sit on the beach for a bit:
Unfortunately, we got a bit TOO comfy and didn't notice the tide coming in:
Not pictured: the bigger than expected wave that knocked them off their seat and into the water!
Also not recorded: the "nyaaaouuughh!" I let oit when I saw them take a tumble!
We moved a bit further up the beach and the lads sat out to dry for a while!
Once everyone had recovered from their fright, we decided to head inland to a park:
I let them get a little treat to share from one of our favourite cafes:
the sugar certainly gave them energy for their rock climbing adventures!
They discovered some cozy bowers to hide out in!
Nublet and Chance thought Simon might enjoy seeing trees as well as flowers and shrubs, so we decided we could fit in a trip to a diferent park as well:
After that it was time to eat our dinner (finest yellow sticker clearence selection at the corner shop!)
And a final nap in the evening sun!
this seagull WISHES he was part of our cozy group.
Back in our neighbourhood, we found this (possibly cursed) dresser someone was throwing out.
more adventures with Chancey Bear, Nublet and Simon Iron Lung!
we started with a trip to check out another fountain:
Simon was worried about creatures lurking in the water, so Nublet and Chance checked for villains!
There wasn't anybody lurking, so after that Simon left confident enough to go and sit on the beach for a bit:
Unfortunately, we got a bit TOO comfy and didn't notice the tide coming in:
Not pictured: the bigger than expected wave that knocked them off their seat and into the water!
Also not recorded: the "nyaaaouuughh!" I let oit when I saw them take a tumble!
We moved a bit further up the beach and the lads sat out to dry for a while!
Once everyone had recovered from their fright, we decided to head inland to a park:
I let them get a little treat to share from one of our favourite cafes:
the sugar certainly gave them energy for their rock climbing adventures!
They discovered some cozy bowers to hide out in!
more adventures with Chancey Bear, Nublet and Simon Iron Lung!
we started with a trip to check out another fountain:
Simon was worried about creatures lurking in the water, so Nublet and Chance checked for villains!
There wasn't anybody lurking, so after that Simon left confident enough to go and sit on the beach for a bit:
Unfortunately, we got a bit TOO comfy and didn't notice the tide coming in:
Not pictured: the bigger than expected wave that knocked them off their seat and into the water!
Also not recorded: the "nyaaaouuughh!" I let oit when I saw them take a tumble!
We moved a bit further up the beach and the lads sat out to dry for a while!
Voted for Raul Julia Gomez over Simon Iron Lung in the Tumblr Sexyman polls (because obviously) so now I feel bad and like I gotta make a Sebastian Solace Pressure frankenplushie and give Simon frankenplushie a boyfriend to make up for it.
I would consider doing Grace Project Hail Mary but despite having very recently played a literal toy to great acclaim, I don't actually think Ryan Gosling is frankenplushie-able. I do have golden retriever and fox UnMades to serve as bases if inspo strikes so BloodyMary nation, feel free to drop any ideas on me.
(also, fr, putting Raul Julia Gomez up against anyone else in a Sexyman contest is like having a Talking Animal contest where you pit them against Aslan. like, that's God, buddy. you were never gonna get an even fight with him in the mix)
Also, I decided to change the orientation of plushie Simon's neck gills from horizontal to vertical. I thought having the blue fuzzy material on the inside would look like gross little fronds and add to the body horror, but on second viewing it just looked cluttered and busy, so I'm going for a more Lagoona Blue type look.
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Voted for Raul Julia Gomez over Simon Iron Lung in the Tumblr Sexyman polls (because obviously) so now I feel bad and like I gotta make a Sebastian Solace Pressure frankenplushie and give Simon frankenplushie a boyfriend to make up for it.
I would consider doing Grace Project Hail Mary but despite having very recently played a literal toy to great acclaim, I don't actually think Ryan Gosling is frankenplushie-able. I do have golden retriever and fox UnMades to serve as bases if inspo strikes so BloodyMary nation, feel free to drop any ideas on me.
(also, fr, putting Raul Julia Gomez up against anyone else in a Sexyman contest is like having a Talking Animal contest where you pit them against Aslan. like, that's God, buddy. you were never gonna get an even fight with him in the mix)
tynwald day chimeras
i made two Gef the Mongoose frankenplushies
and a Loaghtan Sheep chimera:
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Nublet and Chancey Bear take Simon Iron Lung to the seaside to experience the *nice* ocean
gotta show our boy that theres more to it than blood and eels
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anyway shout out to Iron Lung for giving me the urge to create again.
i made Simon Iron Lung in frankenplush form
I used a King Charles Spaniel plush as the base because I thought the long floppy black ears were a good match for Markiplier's hair
The dog is the only "new" plushie used to build him - everything else is leftovers from previous projects.
His left arm is actually the tail of a Very Hungry Catapiller plushie that I'd used in an earlier project. I picked it because it looks pretty plant-like and I wanted to shout out Tree!Simon in my design
The tail and fin are from a Jolly the Walrus beanie - I thought about using eel parts but decided this gave me more of a mermaid vibe.
I added gills on the right side of his neck - these are tiny fins from a Sledge the Hammerhead beanie
His headband is the collar from an Andrex puppy plush
The irradiated skin on the left side of his face is from a Frills the Hornbill beanie, and his teeth are from a Card Factory t-rex
The button is from a generic craft jar I bought from the Works in 2021
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Did you know it's completely free to NOT cheat on your partner of more than twelve years?
Like that's a thing you can just choose to do
You don't need permission or anything
You can just say "no thank you" to banging someone fifteen years younger than you and her
That's totally an option
You're literally NEVER obligated to become a cheating piece of shit
You can choose to be faithful
You can choose to break up
There is no legal requirement for you to bang your friends shitty unfaithful girlfriend
Fucking wild I know!
Cat's Chimerical Creations: What It Made: Ty Beanie Babies Chester Zoo Alligator Plush
the Chester Zoo alligator plush was used to make a body for Pas Tout Las the Scaly Jackalope plushie:
and his head was used to make Tete Dure the Chupacabra Plushie:
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