I Should Use My Tumblr More

So no one told you life was gonna be this way *Phantom of the Opera overture*

so they said that it turns out that if you centrifuge ricotta cheese at something like 20,000 RPM for a few minutes, you end up with a solid substance that's delicious but so rich that it feels like it solidifies your arteries instantly. they were working on incorporating it into pastry fillings

you're cute and it's tuesday

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

Congratu-fucking-lations.

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

Why?????

@sillygooseface TORI I’M CRYING PLEASE LISTEN

Holy shit.

WEAK

@korino21

Are you fucking kidding me

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense