I Am Made Of Chalk

excuse me, which level of hell is this?

Holy shit

*takes an evil shower*

if u say shit like “lovemaking” to my face ill rob you

shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

i love a bitch who look like she can fight

trying to convince my roommate not to eat tinfoil

When you’re a kid, one teacher walking into another teacher’s classroom is the biggest crossover event reality has to offer

my physics and english teacher hated each other and the physics teacher made a habit of getting grades back to students as quickly as possible and one day he just walked into her classroom and started handing back tests while she was trying to lecture

before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then

can these two get their own 55 minute long television show with 6 seasons and a sequel please

“Many others have fallen away” ssjsnakndmf