for the love of the game

i’d trade my life to be a neuron in reavo’s brain the moment he decided to play the book of mormon song about being a repressed homosexual with inappropriate feelings for your best friend as celebration for mack’s assist on will’s ot winner during #thee 10/23/25 sharks rangers game and then tell media he picked it because he felt like it really brought the guys together and it might have to become their new permanent win song

my name is will smith i was born on st patrick's day and i was drafted 4th overall by the san jose sharks and i have a beauty mark below my left eye and beautiful blond curls and massive bunny teeth and i'm the 14th member of my family to go to boston college and i'm still friends with all of my childhood best friends and my family has a house on the cape and i have a great relationship with my sister and i love to bake and my teammates all adore me and i'm really good at hockey and my team has a bright future ahead of us and my best friend is my human-shaped safety blanket and teammate macklin celebrini and i have friends all over the nhl and i'm the center of every friend group i have and i won the drake maye mayday charity event and i love puppies and rainbows and i've never spoken to a woman who is not a family member in my entire life

AND I'M A COMISKEY

gabe perreault is like a friend i worry about and ryan leonard is like an ex-boyfriend that kinda sucks and will smith is like a purebred dog that shakes

I could never practice online safety there are just too many reasons to mention my exact current location

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

the gayest thing you could do is pose with your Bros on a porch in near orderly fashion putting yourself in the middle surrounded by your Bros thigh to thigh elbow to elbow with your Bros having your mom take this super cool super macho group picture with your Bros at the beach house you invited all your Bros to for Brouly Brourth Brokend

bill smith is the funniest guy alive just live laugh loving in his happy home full of high maintenance high demand high anxiety blondes

mack’s probably getting so used to bossing guys around this summer that when he returns for the season he’s going to have this newfound steadiness and authority, and will’s probably going to spend the first month instinctively bristling every time mack tells him what to do because somewhere in his brain ”someone who knows better” is permanently associated with his mother until he actually realizes that every time mack says ”c’mere,” ”sit,” or ”leave it to me”, he’s being taken care of instead of managed. and then he starts seeing mack in a new light because mack’s not a cute lil puppy anymore but a man now. and will really really wants a man

mack archiving his airbnb posts is so funny