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maybe i could learn to like induction, but a standard radiative electric stove is just too shit to work with and feel good about yourself

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everyone selling a second hand weight bench in my city is a ripoff artist what the hell

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it's a rectangle! and you don't want it!

everyone selling a second hand weight bench in my city is a ripoff artist what the hell

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you know that shiny metallic embossed printing some cardboard boxes have? you see it on expensive toothpaste and trading card starter decks and gunpla and expensive condoms.

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My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

one time i had a dream about blood meridian with only very vague cultural osmosis to go on. this resulted in a judge holden with a radioactive heat aura that could melt the flesh off everyone in a town simultaneously.

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I hear the sound of a glass bottle gliding smoothly across a frozen lake. I say, "No, it can't be...". I look behind me. What i see is downright Aykroydian.

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Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did

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started playing angels at dusk. this rips

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you have to at least watch this trailer

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basically through magic and genetic science humanity has created a world of pure bliss through the eradication of need. humanity existed as undifferentiated angels for 2 billion years. but now the sun is expanding and heating the earth, creating the adverse conditions required for the angels to spontaneously re-evolve a sense of self through pain and intelligence. and you shoot a lot of bullets about this

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started playing angels at dusk. this rips

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you have to at least watch this trailer

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started playing angels at dusk. this rips

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i'm the guy in the spaceship's procurement department who keeps putting in orders for scifi metal crates. yknow, the ones with the embossed panels and 45 degree lines all in em. i just love these funky boxes man, i couldn't care less about their volume to price ratio

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hypnosis works on me because I listen to women

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"I'm immune to hypnosis" okay so you're basically a misogynist

#oh sure sure #listening and forgetting

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