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In my dream you could order your coffee with a bunch of decorative flavorless tiny white flowers sprinkled on top and they were called ooh lala blossoms

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i need to do one of those absurd workout regimens that the next big evil guy in a martial arts manga does. like roving around punching sequentially bigger trees down to the stump or going to the ocean to fight sharks

and when asked i explain it like "sharks are the only animal scientifically proven to not feel fear, by facing them down in single combat a fraction of this power is diverted to me."

by tearing copper wiring from the walls of derelict buildings, i experience the same path that the electrons of electricity take. this empathic connection teaches me how to flow like the electron. by hauling copper wire to the scrapyard to sell, i gain a sense of how this metal that was once inextricable from the earth is now yoked on my back. with this knowledge i can uproot even the most steady opponent.

i need to do one of those absurd workout regimens that the next big evil guy in a martial arts manga does. like roving around punching sequentially bigger trees down to the stump or going to the ocean to fight sharks

and when asked i explain it like "sharks are the only animal scientifically proven to not feel fear, by facing them down in single combat a fraction of this power is diverted to me."

Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.

everyone selling a second hand weight bench in my city is a ripoff artist what the hell

it's a rectangle! and you don't want it!

everyone is taking the piss, i'm just gonna find a rectangular boulder and use that

and instead of lifting weights i will lift a big mammoth bone