HAPPINESS FOR EVERYBODY, FREE

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

In my dream you could order your coffee with a bunch of decorative flavorless tiny white flowers sprinkled on top and they were called ooh lala blossoms

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i need to do one of those absurd workout regimens that the next big evil guy in a martial arts manga does. like roving around punching sequentially bigger trees down to the stump or going to the ocean to fight sharks

and when asked i explain it like "sharks are the only animal scientifically proven to not feel fear, by facing them down in single combat a fraction of this power is diverted to me."

by tearing copper wiring from the walls of derelict buildings, i experience the same path that the electrons of electricity take. this empathic connection teaches me how to flow like the electron. by hauling copper wire to the scrapyard to sell, i gain a sense of how this metal that was once inextricable from the earth is now yoked on my back. with this knowledge i can uproot even the most steady opponent.

i need to do one of those absurd workout regimens that the next big evil guy in a martial arts manga does. like roving around punching sequentially bigger trees down to the stump or going to the ocean to fight sharks

and when asked i explain it like "sharks are the only animal scientifically proven to not feel fear, by facing them down in single combat a fraction of this power is diverted to me."

Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.