HAPPINESS FOR EVERYBODY, FREE

beavis and butthead don't say "lol" out loud, because they're from the past. but these days they would, butthead especially

yeah sure she seems well put together now, but in private she prefers to define primitives by derived properties over absolute properties

10 drums of wildcat oil were dropped in the town's reservoir and now trees are our homes

had a dream that i crafted a papier mâché mask that so perfectly coupled with my face that it didn't need fasteners

no one cares about which text editor you use. everyone negative cares about the text editor you use.

it's pretty annoying that my gut is always correct, and that the only times i'm manipulated are when i deliberately give the benefit of the doubt. you're supposed to give people a chance and i'm regularly being directly incentivised against it.