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I don’t struggle with vampirism, i’m actually very good at it thank you

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

my goth pussy could bewitch him I know it

forgive and forget? wrong. charged two-handed heavy attack with my greatsword of resentment

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best