ugh

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

#At this point they're just feeding him prime ministers - via @copiccrow

*covered in blood* how is it only tuesday

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

Romeo and Juliet retelling but it's a married couple who are planning to carve time out of their busy schedules to go out together, but she decides to take a little nap to try to get more energy to stay up later, and when he finds her asleep he assumes she's gone to bed for real so he goes all the way to sleep (I'm talking sleep mask + vaporub + white noise + melatonin, or whatever routine people do for a REALLY good sleep) and when she wakes up from her nap and finds him out cold she just goes to bed too. Tragic 😔

I need to build a collection of these low-stakes Modern Shakespeare retellings

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

i have a suggestion

feels like im always recovering. when do i get to live

"it's okay to rest for as long as you need from burnout" how long is it actually going to take though. there's stuff i wanna do.

8 years