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having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

"I'm not giving them a cookie for doing the bare fucking minimum!" But have you considered the power in encouraging the behavior you want via positive reinforcement? Do you actually want people to change, or do you want them to stay the same because you'd rather keep complaining about them forever?

i love the term "giving head". am i sucking her cock? eating her pussy? you don't know. i might be decapitated. i'm living my best life, fuck off.

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

idk who needs to hear this right now but stop messing with that thing on your face, you're making it worse

huh. i am both wound and blade. neat.

You can sing OR you can play basketball. You can't do both. Never think that

if i ever had godlike powers over the nature of animals i'd just make crabs smarter. like on par with crows or something. you'll walk out onto the pier at night and see a group of crabs working together to drag an unconscious man into the water. you can't help him now. he's gone.

this caption is so deceptive, this video is so much more than that

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH