i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

I knew I was getting close to Textile City. I could see their monument, a colossal weaving device, looming in the distance.

If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.

the sirens wouldnt even have to sing beautiful or anything. id still come over to the shallows and rocks to see whats up see whats happening. whats all going on

the bourgeois press is actually Evil for many reasons but one thing about them that is simply Annoying is all the fuckin free marketing theyre doing for ai companies by gullibly eating up their pr stunts. nobody who's remotely technical will see the latest "security incidents" as groundbreaking (the agents were simply Not Sandboxed if there was a route to the internet they found—also, if you read anthropic's article specifically, their "sandboxing" was literally just including in the prompt "don't access the internet"; i am not joking), but it seems nobody writing for the bourgeois press consulted anyone with any degree of technical knowledge because they just fully eat up the ai companies' pr stunts and go "omgg ai has gone rogue and is hacking us". No, an ai was given access to the internet and told to do hacking lol this is not impressive in 2026. maybe if this had happened in 2016 that would be notable but not now!

You can't go wrong with the scientific method [reads the vast literature on philosophy of science] ah well nevertheless

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

uh oohhh forgot to wipe down the cutting board from last night before cutting up strawberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries

Love that moment when Frodo Baggins was told he has to go alone on a perilous quest and it's his fate to go alone and for some time he agreed and then he went nope I am taking my boyfriend with me. And everyone was like oh thank god he's taking his boyfriend with him.

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.