I do actually truly believe that there is nothing that Shane Hollander hates more than having to plan things. It takes him the whole night sitting there in the dark to come up with the objectively pretty bare bones and lackluster plan of 1. Ilya plays for Ottawa 2. Start a charity 3. ???? 4. Be Together Someday. For real.
This to me does not yell man with a plan. This to me says man who is so desperate to love and be loved that he is digging his nails into the only thing he wants and clinging to it. Desperate enough that he'll stay up until four in the morning with his heart rabbiting in his chest and his mind spinning faster than the earth itself trying to come up with something, ANYTHING that lets him. Fucking. Keep. This.
But on a normal day? He thrives on routine SPECIFICALLY so that he does not have to plan shit. Mr. I Hired A Stylist pays people and his MAMA to do that for him. For the things that don't involve hockey or his brand deals, Mr. A Designer Bought These Pillows just trundles along behind his husband and goes where he's told no questions asked. He fucking LOVES to wake up in the morning and have every aspect of his day prepared for him. He loves to wake up and scroll his color-coded calendar and know exactly what's on the docket. He's got a routine that he does not deviate from if he can POSSIBLY help it and it looks a little something like:
wake up when the alarm goes off.
SOMETIMES: Sex with Ilya. Whatever Ilya decides.
If sex with Ilya: Shower (Unless the sex with Ilya was in the shower)
go on run when the alarm goes off.
Come home and drink exactly the amount of water in the bottle he prefilled before his jog
Do yoga until the alarm goes off
Game Tape OR admin OR workout OR whatever Yuna's put on the schedule until the alarm goes off.
SOMETIMES: Sex with Ilya. Whatever Ilya decides.
PROBABLY: Sex with Ilya. Whatever Ilya decides.
Wind-down time until the alarm goes off.
SOMETIMES: Sex with Ilya. Whatever Ilya decides.
He does not want to think about where he's going or what he's doing, he wants to follow his husband around like a duckling and go play whatever hockey game he's supposed to and lay on his back when his husband wants and be told with 2-4 days' notice if something is going to be Weird on Wednesday.