Vaanturtle

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has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

ice agents are all soulless losers idc idc idcccc what their reasons are. you should be prepared to die, sell your body, sell your house, sell your car—sell everything you have before selling your soul for 30k “per catch” and a chance to be remembered as someone’s most frightening memory prior to having their life ruined or taken. you are not desperate for money, you’re desperate to justify your hatred and your loyalties to an arbitrary entity of nationalism without equity or liberation. soulless creatures, all of them.

That, dear friends, is a sixteenth-century fidget spinner.

Ommmmgggg

Omg I need one of these 😮

Then I guess we'll just have to Blaze it the old fashioned way, eh?

Boosting signal. AGAIN.

this is standard issue uncle

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

i miss everyone