THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

I have until tomorrow for my car. Im at $411/1338. Please keep sharing if u can!!!

"But they're your family-" actually I don't think that being genetically related to someone makes them automatically more important because I'm not a nazi

It's even funnier when it's about in-law relations. Like I'm supposed to have endless patience for this QAnon girl just because she's fucking my uncle?

the delicate art of cracking someone's egg honestly has a lot of parallels to trying to help a friend who you think might be in an abusive relationship

the egg prime directive is stupid as fuck because yes, you don't just assume based on incomplete information that your friend is in an abusive relationship and then try to force them out of it, but you don't just fucking do nothing either. you have to employ finesse

I'm trapped in a hospital bed, my body writhing in agony, while my younger siblings scream in terror outside. I hear the explosions and their cries over the phone, and I can do nothing to protect them. And what's worse, I've run out of my medications and painkillers. I hope you can stand by me and h@lp me bu.y them quickly so I can alleviate some of my pain and suffering. Please stand by me.

My health is very p00r, and I can barely write this reblog to tell you that I desperately need y0ur h@lp right now. Please h@lp me so I can b.uy my medication as soon as possible and raise the m0ney for my travel and surgery, Please h@lp me and stand by me.

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

[meowth voice] my own, poisenal jesus