Look...
...if I'm going to carry the seeds of my own destruction within me, you can't expect me NOT to rip one out and throw it at somebody every now and again. It's just not realistic. Nope, that's your seed now, buddy.
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Look...
...if I'm going to carry the seeds of my own destruction within me, you can't expect me NOT to rip one out and throw it at somebody every now and again. It's just not realistic. Nope, that's your seed now, buddy.

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I need an entire book narrated by the goblins and I need it yesterday
Catastrophize Benedictine
Hyperfocus Bulgogi is a shoo-in for third place this year!

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"I didnât like that they were using my motivation and hard work as evidence against me. It would not be the last time this would happen in my life."
My mother didnât have the budget for me to compete with the kids who had Jordans or AF1s or who rocked any of the more expensive brands. Thi
I'm a transgender Texan. I have a lot of reasons to reblog this one.
Female Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beard
Child Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beards
Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beards
They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.
Crumch
Paging @gothiccharmschool !
FUZZY BABY!!!
See, if I was going to be a werecritter, this is what I'd want to turn into.
One of the most common ways you preserve pork without refrigeration is keeping it in really salty water. This makes the pork borderline inedible because itâs so salty. What you donât see in medieval fantasy is people soaking their meat in water for a bit before they cook it.
Thatâs also a reason to boil your meat though. Like yeah meat tastes better if you sear it first but sometimes youâve gotta get that salt out.
You can also smoke your meats and make them into jerky basically. Itâs not as juicy as pickling them though.
Also medieval peasants had more meat than youâd think because of these preservation methods. You can feed a pig scraps for the whole year and then butcher it at the start of winter and preserve the meat. Because of this they also often had access to lard.
Medieval peasants also didnât eat chicken very often. Thatâs a source of eggs. If youâre lucky enough to own a cow itâs also unlikely youâd eat it unless itâs on its way out anyways. Thatâs a good source of milk. Itâs more advantageous to keep a cow or chicken alive than to eat them.
These days chicken is usually the cheapest form of meat available. If someone is eating a chicken in a medieval setting though itâs either because they didnât need that chicken anymore or because theyâre rich enough to have chickens for eating.
If weâre talking mutton, European sheep are more often kept for wool or milk while middle eastern or African sheep are more often kept for eating. Europeans would of course eat sheep sometimes but itâs another one of those cases where it makes more sense to keep the animal alive rather than eating it.
Fat from a fat tailed sheep makes for good cooking fat if your setting is more middle eastern or North African inspired. European settings would prefer butter, lard, or olive oil depending on where exactly they are.
Goats werenât super popular in Europe during medieval and ancient times. Very common in the Middle East and North Africa though both for milk and for meat.
A cow or ewe must have a calf or lamb every year to produce milk. Half of those offspring will be male, and thus will not produce milk. Ergo they were eaten, because you only need one bull or ram for a much larger number of breeding females.
The limiting factor for livestock keeping in the medieval period was winter fodder--there was enough summer grazing for the spring births in fallow fields that they fertilized with their manure , but not enough hay and grazing to get them through the winter. So the lambs--all the males and some of the females--would be butchered in the fall. A bull calf might be butchered as veal (or "baby beef", depending on timing) its first fall or might be over-wintered and butchered as beef the following fall. A few of the older ewes would be butchered as mutton, replaced with female lambs from the spring births. A female calf would be traded, sold, or kept as a replacement.
Similarly, half of the chicks born would be male, destined for spring/early summer butchering. (Or caponed, castrated, though that's much more difficult with a bird.) Chicken is a lean meat, though, and rather tough in a free-range bird, so it was usually stewed rather than roasted. Capon was a bit of a luxury food due to the difficulty of castrating them. Geese were much more popular due to the fattier meat.
Pork was plentiful due in part to the large size of a sow's litter. Over-winter one sow, and you get eight piglets or so, much more than a cow's single calf or a ewe's one to four lambs. Even if you didn't keep your own sow, buying piglets to raise and fatten was common. Most medieval pigs would forage rather than being fed scraps--hence the ubiquity of swineherd as a humble occupation.

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I think The Wolf and His King is discounted on Amazon US (as an ebook) for like, the next 9 hours, but I don't know what price it's discounted to, because even with a VPN it's still only showing me UK prices. But it says it's a limited sale for the next 9 hours and 12 minutes or something, so here you go!
Seems to be $3.99 on Amazon right now! Looks like a fun and fascinating read, too.
Harsh, but I accept it I suppose.
[Transcription: Speaker is a blue-eyed older man with dark blond hair that falls down his back, a round face, and a moustache and beard combo with some gray hairs amongst the blond. His voice is deep, and a bit choked up at points.]
âThese are my red flags for women:
If she stabs me more than twice.
If she has a concerning amount of ex-husbands who died on their honeymoon, like... [a brief pause for thought] Like four or more.
If Gozer the Gozerian asks me to choose the form of the destructor and then one of my childhood crushes walks through New York City at 300 feet tall, uh, and steps on a church... [takes a breath and pauses for a second] I mean, itâs not the height! Itâs not the height. I like a climb. But, like. [another breath] She stepped on a church. Or any building, really, âcause. [deep breath followed by a brief pause] Legally theyâre not supposed to be able to ask you about that on like your homeownerâs association application, but- but theyâll ask. Theyâll look it up.
If she doesnât exist in the same physical timeline as I am... [several seconds long pause before continuing, sounding distraught] Iâm not doing that again.â
Greg Universe.
The satirical research field "parachute use to prevent death and major trauma" is such a goldmine. The two major publications
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC300808/
and
https://www.bmj.com/content/363/bmj.k5094
are pretty much perfect satire of the way pseudo-skeptics dismiss domain experts and demand "hard evidence" in the form of exclusively flawless double-blind controlled studies, while clearly demonstrating that they have no idea what that entails, or what the limitations of RCTs are.
wild way to say "kill yourselves"
But the randomized control trial that was actually performed (second link) found no evidence that parachutes prevent mortality! (because they could only recruit people willing to jump off small, landed aircraft)
Okay wait how did you leave out:
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a medical intervention justified by observational data must be in want of verification through a randomised controlled trial.
Salt levels critical.
The relevance to parachute use is that individuals jumping from aircraft without the help of a parachute are likely to have a high prevalence of pre-existing psychiatric morbidity. Individuals who use parachutes are likely to have less psychiatric morbidity and may also differ in key demographic factors, such as income and cigarette use. It follows, therefore, that the apparent protective effect of parachutes may be merely an example of the âhealthy cohortâ effect.
Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope
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situation dire. i've been saying 'huzzah', 'alas', and 'tis unironically for like a year now. harmless so far.
however. i hath noticed i now mark half of my goodbyes with 'i must away'. it's spreading
Dear Lord please not this post. I promise I'm cooler than this
I, however, am not by any stretch cooler than this. I will throw in so much eldritch vocabulary that mere mortals cannot but succumb to my idiosyncrasies.