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PokéRadar shows you the rare Pokémon hiding in your neighborhood

Poke Radar lets “Pokémon Go” players submit Pokémon locations on a global map — the crowdsourced effort allows players to visualize the Pokémon in their neighborhood. You can even search by Pokémon. While Poke Radar is a blessing for thirsty trainers, it’s not without its flaws. 

Step 1: Open Photoshop and open the image in question

Step 2: Just go straight to “Save As” and be sure to save as a jpg

Step 3: in the compression options, slide the lil slider all the way to the left, compressing the fuck out of the image 

Step 4: Screenshot your fucked up image and cancel saving

Step 5: Past the screenshot, adjust your image, and Save As again

Step 6: same as before, just slide that shit all the way to zero quality and screenshot again

Step 7: Repeat until you get the desired amount of compression scum 

Step 8: grab yourself the magic want tool and start select a random part of the image

Step 9: Go in to Effects > Sharpen > Sharpen Edges and repeat this effect on different parts of the image

Step 9: Add another few layers of compression scum for good measure. 

Congratulations! You have now officially turned this:

In to THIS: 

But sometimes that isn’t enough. Sometimes you gotta go the extra fuckin’ mile. 

Find yourself a website with a “meme creator,” Imgur has a nice one. Put your stupid shit of choice in there,

Ah, but that’s still not good enough. Let’s do some more shit to it.

oh yeah thats the good shit. let’s keep going. let’s find an this picture would look nice with some “enhancements.” Let’s upload it to Imgur again and use their in-browser image editor to fuck around with it. 

Stick some of the enhancements like color correction, brightening, and “high def” on it, and slap one of their filter effects on it. Holy shit. It looks good.

Not done though. I made an unfortunate typo. I need to correct it. 

zenyatta: ok listen here. ur a fucking green cyborg ninja is that not the coolest thing