After all, I am the bitch.

i think i said before that this meme is a psyop made to make mass surveillance more welcome by the population and i think i found solid proof with this.

Honestly this whole “shepherd living in a cottage in the middle of eastern europe/scandinavia” fantasy is my healthiest form of escapism yet. Who cares if I’m completely ignoring my deeper traumas. I’m planting cabbage into the soft wet earth bitch

all that’s needed

Jesus was a carpenter in his youþ and ðerefore his physique would not be ðat of a Twink, þanks for coming to my ted talk

i agree with you but you have to stop trying to bring back the thorn and eth

look me in the eye and tell me that is the only problem you have with this post

the barber bit my hair off and everyone clapped

historical boys

“tumblr ad for gentrified lean” is my sleeper agent activation phrase

stop using gen z/millenials/baby boomers like they’re Hogwarts houses you nerds

if i see one more post about millenial/gen z solidarity like this is the triwizard cup or what the fuck ever i will literally go electric cherry apeshit

God. God. God. God.

This entire post is so fucking relatable it hurts

my roommate who always says foul sex things to me was hanging up a Hamilton calendar and i said “that’s going to give you a lot of pussy, i think” and he looked at me with really upset glint in his eye and said “no, man. that’s not what this is for”