all lunch breaks should be paid im serious. im not even enjoying this im literally just making sure i dont pass out or something. this is part of The Job as far as im concerned

you know damn well jake be inhaling every single bit of smoke inside the pipe without finn knowing. finn would still be convinced he was high and jake would lose his fucking gourd laughing

I need new music that I already know

pleased to announce that i have discovered my true and immutable core identity and will no longer feel the need to change in any appreciable way. yeah i'm sure of it this time

I heard you won stupidest cock at the sex olympics

Nobody wants to work anymore

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.