you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

how to stop needing or wanting anything for beginners

"is this anything?" (I open my palm to show you a pure concept)

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

it’s really funny how oru views qifrey like a brooding orphan with trust issues who he can fix with homemade pudding cups and tough love while qifrey thinks they’re like if prometheus and sisyphus had to meal prep for a family of six on top of the eternal torture

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything