old man yaoi enjoyer

HAPPY PRIDE, EVERYONE!!! 💜🧡💙💚💛❤️ But a special Happy Pride to the cryptids, phantasms, mutant squirrels, gentle haunters, midnight lurkers, cosmic spuds, phantom bicycles, Angels of Death, adorable man-eating cats, obituary writers, and all the honorary Crestfallens of the world 😘

conclave is so good it's like. what if you were catholic and suicidal and suddenly you became important at work but all your coworkers suck and hate you and then a beautiful angel shows up and there's also a guy there vaping all the time. cardinal lawrence should have started biting people.

I’m gay??? I’m straight??? You can study Shakespeare and be quite an elite??? And you can charm the critics but get nothing to eat??? Just slip on a banana peel the world’s at your feet??? Make em laugh??? Make em laugh??? Make em laugh???

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

academic conferences

Work meetings

Interviews

Auditory processing disorder

conversations with my cats who are yelling

Me letting that little kid with their hyper fixation tell me every single fact they know about it

Goncharov (1973)

hearing loss

Same for writers. Reminder that you're still an artist/writer, whether or not you're outputting work!

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability