hiiiiiiiiiiiiii hello hiiiiiii

A24 has acquired the right to the My Immortal film adaptation

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

wake up in the morning go to sleep

wake up in the morning go to sleep

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

wake up in the morning go to sleep

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

wake up in the morning go to sleep

I always gotta stop for like 30 seconds when someone says atp. I'm like I know they ain't invoking my very good friend and on-and-off lover adenosine triphosphate, but who else could it be?

Worry about it kitten

Atc is asleep lets drag race the aircraft tugs down runway 18/31

Hey wait can. can we. can we talk about those runways real quick-

Yeah what about them?

Im grading the final exams for the class I TA for and I'm checking the name of the one I've just graded so I can enter it in the gradebook when I notice that after the name it says in parentheses "just visiting ! =)". And that I do not know this student, they are not enrolled in this class, and they just showed up on the last day to take the final . Innovative use of free will

need to bludgeon my face in with a hammer i wouldn't wish being a student pilot on my worst enemy