A few off the top of my head, in descending order of comedy.
âDaughter, we must speak.â
âDad, Iâm actually⌠a boy.â
âI see. So youâre transgender.â
âWait, you know what-â
âOf course. I might not be a part of your generation, but I am still âhip with the kidsâ. World domination has nothing to do with how âwokeâ you are.â
âNever talk like that again.â
âDaughter, we must speak.â
âDad, Iâm actually⌠a boy.â
âHmmm, I see. You must have used your psychic powers to change your gender.â
ââŚYep.â
âOur power puts us on top of the world. It only makes sense that the circumstances of our birth hold no power over us. This control over fate is an important step for you. I am proud of you⌠Son.â
Shou, who expected to come out to a deranged megalomaniac, and is instead having the first positive interaction with his father in eight years, and is thus experiencing physical whiplash: âAwesome. Thanks. Iâm gonna go throw up.â
âDaughter, we must speak.â
âDad, Iâm actually⌠a boy.â
ââŚâ
ââŚâ
Touichirou, internally: Shit. Dammit. I was sure my kid was a girl. Surely I didnât misremember. Itâs only been, what, how long? Four years since my last visit? Okay that is a while. Crap. Maybe, itâs a joke? Like, a joke that kids do? No, sheâs not lying. Or I guess, heâs not lying? Oh hell. How could-
Shou, who is close to shaking with fear because his father has been silent for five minutes straight since he came out: ââŚâ
ââŚâŚâŚ..â
ââŚUh, Da-â
âI knew that.â
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