hh , penis

i like to believe that walt disney's soul is in fact trapped in his animatronic and he's kept there by the vengeful spirit of abraham lincoln who's put him in a fnaf ucn style hell where he's conscious of everything his animatronic does but can't stop it

I kinda think my fixation on Big Dino might be because it registers as a "horse" in my brain, activating my horse girl tendencies. What if I was a jaded disney park employee and I befriended it by feeding it apple slices and sugar cubes and they were going to scrap it for being "dangerous" and "a liability" but we escaped together and rode off into the sunset. What if.

in the english language there is a word that escapes if you look at it for over 5 seconds

it grows legs and sawblades and shit its fucking awesome

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

The reason why so many of y'all's feminism sucks is because you still believe deep down in your hearts that there are only two kinds of people in the world: precious, ethereal, fragile dollthings called "women", and violent, lustful, rage-fueled apes called "men". Until you throw that idea away, 3rd-grade-tier "girls rule boys drool, girls are princesses and boys are stinky :(" is as feminist as we'll ever get-- and I hope it's obvious that that's lightyears away from the bare minimum of where we need to be.

people will call rap overstimulating and then listen to hyper pop