dear everyone, i'm heading beyond that door

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

the universe sends its most ocd-riddled and/or psychosis prone soldiers the most amount of "harmless" coincidences

we’re up all night to get yucky

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared

what character(s) do you associate with the person you reblogged this from?

thats not fucking funny man my grandma died from an ageric reactioon to gagobears

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

i was having a really hard morning but my daughter of 3 years said mommy dont cry i made you a drum n bass playlist

my girlfriend brought some old guy in a labcoat to our date and he was third wheeling hard and he wouldnt stop talking about "the attacking power of vavel", "the unyielding defense of gllang", & "the unmatched speed of laguiole" and i dont know what the fuck he's talking about. he ordered a kid's apple juice box and a single french fry and when we left he didnt even get in the car he just sprinted away into the night.

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

reverse solipsism: everyone else has a vibrant interior life but I'm just a passive observer

In cyclops world the teens have a trend where they play "we are young" by fun and when he says "give me a second i" they put a second eye on random celebs like cyclops shane dawson

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart