rainwatcher

since nobody wants me i should jsut go to the burlap buddy race and hop somewhere far away

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

It’s time for YOU to listen to me.

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED

okay if this breaks containment I think my asian grandparents would be proud of this post being my legacy. but for their sake i must clarify my personal stance. NO SHOES IN THE HOUSE AT ALL