Useful Recipe

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

If you’re reading this, this is a gentle reminder that you are enough – as is, right now. 

"Fill up," he says.

“did the journal factory burn down” is funny but doesn’t reflect my true views which are i love to follow people who overshare every moment of their day