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roman republic seinfeld au. uhhhh. george wants to name his daughter VII

kramer gets crucified

jerry has an existential crisis when he finds out newman is further along the corsus honorum than he is

elaine considers a career as a vestal virgin

lloyd braun is elected junior consul which haunts george because his parents wont stop bringing it up

kramer accidentally stumbles into a bacchic mystery and after a series of misunderstandings is elected leader of the cult

kramer tries to crowdfund for his consular bid

elaine is shocked to find out her boyfriend's erotic poems are not, in fact, about her, but rather about his other mistress

elaine's disappointed when her boyfriend returns from a campaign in gallia, bc she kind of hoped he would die in battle so she wouldnt have to break up with him

kramer becomes a priest of cybele

wait no kramer is accidentally mistaken to be a priest of cybele n joins the temple n now hes in too deep so he has to spend the rest of the episode convincing ppl hes been castrated

jerry gets exiled to fuckass dacia

kramer tries to get the senate to appoint him dictator

everyones trying to divine rpf proof from like wow they looked at each other in a joint interview or performed for a crowd together the real rpf proof is when they stop speaking to each other

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

happy watergate eve everybody remember to leave out some confidential documents for the white house plumbers tonight

happy watergate eve everybody remember to leave out a pack of menthol cigarettes and some matches for Carl Bernstein.

happy watergate eve everybody remember to tap your phone lines and leave out a classical music record for woodward

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