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Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

the word cutes is autological

for everyone in the tags saying “she’s right” do you want to look me in the eye and say that the writer of your average heated rivalry mpreg fic would be writing experimental modernist lesbian fiction instead if not for ao3 dot org. do you truly believe this.

is it possible to fix my life but still be weird abt books tv film & music forever? i will attempt it

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when I read a medieval AU I don't just want the characters in flashy armour on a robin hood romp. I want them to fuck on an altar bearing a reliquary case that houses the severed head of a local cephalaphoric saint and it's never once questioned by the characters why the severed head is there. I want one of them to carry around a little painted pocket icon at all times that they picked up in Byzantium depicting the Archangel Michael in weirdly sexy contrapposto. I want a prudish character to complain about how often people are fucking on pilgrimage while another character walks by rocking a pewter pussy pendant they got on pilgrimage. I want a tired priest telling the local baker that she shouldn't rub bread all over her body as a love spell before feeding it to the object of her affections because "magic isn't real, madame, please....embrace God........."