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y'know i don't really love how people use "butch" interchangeably with "handy"

*north american approaching lesbian couple* so which one of you is useful and which one of you is the woman

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

Thank you! I am kinda pissed off that the news outlet leave out the gfm link but i guess that's their SOP over there

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

Would anyone like to support my life style or am i to freakish and strange

imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon

honestly i think inventing increasingly ridiculous gender neutral titles is not the way to go, not least because they all sound rather stupid. we should be going the other way à la “remove gender markers from documentation” and just replace all gendered titles with M. like im actually surprised this isn’t a common sentiment? whenever i get a question on a job application or whatever asking for my title it’s like ohhhhh okay so you want to know my gender so that you know how much to discriminate against me. like we should get rid of this.

Starting to think some of y'all don't even want to go on a doomed polar expedition with me

scared out of my mind. anyway i love you

i've got a crazy white boy fetish. you look like your name is owen. i'd like to keep you in a cold dank room