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love mymoots.. hug... even if we donftalk i love you.. even if you secretly hate me ilove you...

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

you really wont like the military then buddy

jokes on you, i already hate the military

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

i feel like i’d make a really good lady longing for her lover who will never return from the sea. i think that might be my calling

i need 50 thousands hours of kissing

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

literally my favorite kind of posts are ones that are like "i never see positivity posts for [group of people that society is built around catering toward]"

you are my mutual and to some extent my wife

just showed the gate agent the Wikipedia article for Mussels instead of my boarding pass. don't text