feral granny hours

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

I really needed the last one

I just finished season 1 of falling skies. All i'm gonna say is it would make sooo much more sense for tom to kiss pope instead of anne. They have way better chemistry imo. I'd say i'm really tired of compulsive heterosexuality in media but this show is from 2011 so it makes sense. What doesn’t is how not that much changed in 15 years but that's not the kind of conversation i want to have rn

mind you i’m doing this shit while employed. never give up

emlékeztetnélek hogy úgy csinálom ezt a gecit hogy dolgozom is mellette. sose add fel

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

tequila is like drinking the tears of a very happy young woman and whiskey is like drinking the tears of a very sad old man and gin is like drinking the tears of a closeted gay man named james

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

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