My mutuals

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him

i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

told my roommate dracula was an epistolary novel because it’s made up of letters and she was like. of course it’s made of letters it’s a book

His camo pattern for pants/jacket is incorrectly opposite of his nearby environment.

You're gonna feel mighty foolish when he sneaks up on you by walking on his hands

He looks a bit different than I imagined.

I do so love that he does not spill a single drop.