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"Alvin and the chipmunks" implies that Alvin is not a chipmunk

Is Hootie not, himself, a blowfish?

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scarabesque-returns

Before you lies two doors. Behind door 1 is a small pack of 3 wolves. Door 2 contains a panicking female police officer. You must choose 1.

Wolves or Cop?

Door 1: Three wolves

Door 2: Panicking female police officer

Voting ended onJun 26

scarabesque-returns

You wake up in a tribal hut somewhere in South Sudan. There is an active firefight up the road and it's getting closer. You must escape.

Peering outside to the left, you see 3 fully armed female Secret Service agents waiting by an armored limousine. They are shouting at you to come with them. To the right is Haitian cannibal warlord "Barbecue" in an old, rusty topless Jeep, by himself and without any visible weapons. He smiles and nods at the empty seat next to him.

Who do you choose to survive?

3 Secret Service Agents or Haitian Warlord?

3 Female Secret Service Agents Slide in that bulletproof limousine!

Haitian Cannibal Warlord "Barbecue" Hop in the Jeep. Let's roll!

Voting ended onJun 26

scarabesque-returns

You're a rookie police officer assigned to Chicago's South Side. The chief offers you a choice of veteran partners. First up is former Miami Beach Officer Shenaqua Stringer, who accidentally shot her last partner while he was tackling a suspect. She tells you she won't let you down. The other is Officer John America. He has a spotless history with the force and is already showing off the loaded Sig P320 he was allowed to keep - the last one in use.

Who are you partnering with?

Shenaqua or John?

Officer Shenaqua has learned her lesson!

Officer John knows what he's doing!

Voting ended onJun 26

crabs-and-bedbugs

"Is this part of the test?"

disgruntledseagull

They killed him for this

jabberding0

long train

Rob Boomer

#love the autism

sandwichguy2004

Beautiful place to get Hit by a Train

fnordseer5

what are some movies

yokelfelonking

Tetsuo: The Iron Man Mantis vs. Falcon Claws

There may be others but those are the two primary ones I think

rebbellsinchad

Tombstone

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Bora Bora, French Polynesia 🇵🇫 - Author: _PlumSunny

Reblog now to receive $574 American.

fagcrisis

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

maryoliveoil

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

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optimalmongoose4

You really don’t get the same experience on other websites huh

purpleisnotacolor

∧,,,∧ 　（・ω・） mmmm, vegan soup! 　　( つ旦O 　　と＿)_)

　　 ∧,,,∧ 　（・◎・） slrrrp 　　(　ﾞノヾ　　と＿)_)

　　 ∧,,,∧ 　（・ω・） Hmm, tastes like prion disease… 　　( つ旦O 　　と＿)_)

　　 ∧,,,∧ 　（・ω・）　　( つ　O. __ 　　と＿)_) （__(）､;.o：。　　　　　　　　　　ﾟ*･:.｡　　　　 _ _　 ξ 　　　 (´ 　｀ヽ、　　　 __ 　　⊂,_と（　　）⊃　（__(）､;.o：。　　　　　　Ｖ　Ｖ　　　　　　　　ﾟ*･:.｡

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r4cs0

Dude wtf

saintofpride201

This is the "I dug up human bones" website and you're actually surprised?

r4cs0

*disgusted

pointnclick

i’ve watched this like 8 times in a row

momperlman-deactivated20251022

Me and my dog post-apocalypse after we find a broken crate of canned peaches washed up on the beach

offthewallblog

the kind of energy we all need in our lives rn

pairs-studio

mentalhellonline

grendil2

So completely fake and insane and dramatic lmao. Well dressed white woman stealing packages. Flock security CEO knowing everything about his local government off the top of his head. A detective showing up at someone's door and pulling out fucking pictures and escalating a confrontation. This is so embarassing.

Perhaps the purpose of this is to send a subtle and convincing message to goyim and fellow golems to buy ring cameras and inundate their houses with cameras absolutely everywhere?

That's how it's been going anyway, at least in my neighborhood. There are ring cameras. There are cameras that announce their presence to you when you walk by on the street. You literally cannot take a walk and look at people's lawns and flowerbeds anymore without being on 2000 cameras.

Maybe all of this camera stuff is in preparation for another, much more violent wave of migration?

hussyknee

How long have you been on Tumblr?

Over 16 years (before 2010) (toddlers in the dawn of the ant colony)

16 to 14 years (2010-2012) (livejournal and Myspace refugees)

13 to 11 years (2013-2015) (you used to follow thebootydiaries)

10 to 8 years (2016-2018) (era of Russian bot conspiracy)

7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)

3.5 years or less (2023–2026) (Twitter refugee)

Remaining time: 3 days 10 hours

Rebagel for science pls.

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thesilliestpotato

Don’t mind me I am crying over these anthropomorphic statues from 35th century BC

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