Neo-Luddite

Me protecting my family from john green

Alternate universe where the standard blue flavor is blueberry but the standard red flavor is called red banana

When it comes to trannies, I genuinely feel bad for the women who think that “becoming” a man will solve their problems, I think the vast majority of them have been abused or hurt in a way that they no longer feel like themselves in their own body, and that is actually heartbreaking. Dudes who wanna be women tho, always creepy sex perverts. Always.

This is the best

"I KNEW you were lying. I just couldn't prove it ... But I knew if I just ramped up the pressure you would crack. Enjoy your dairy free ice cream, you phony."

Some of Canadian Healthcare might be free... sure... but if ur having. A heart attack u gotta book an appointment to get seen and the wait list is 3 years long. Oh also u need that medication right? Please give us $300 every 2 weeks for ur script instead of buying groceries thank u so much maple syrup so good

Italian-Americans were so right to add meat and things they couldnt afford back in Italy to every single one of their dishes when they got their first paychecks in America

We can all agree that whatever the fuck Brazil is doing to pizza is wrong, though.