Neo-Luddite

if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking

chat, how long do y’all think 500 years is. Romeo and Juliet was written in the 1500s. 500 years is not the Stone Age.

why do u think people stopped collecting firewood after caveman times

I will never write anything this great in my life.

you’re laughing. olive oyl fainted after hearing the sad news that popeye has “bonkus of the konkus” and you’re laughing.

Meine cabeza duele

por kay me uh me go

Porque no me dormí bien anoche y tuve que mirar fijamente a una pantalla todo el día

Today’s Friday, though.

a lot of the people at this funeral seem to have a “noble savage” view of grandpa

nooooo don’t kys you have an unpopular blog to run aha

My notes are broken?

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes