Sometimes You Break A Finger On The Upper Hand

used to be able to peaches panties in melee

what does this even mean

When you're totally owning a noob and he peaches panties you.

Can’t do that no more

The narcissism and homosexual intersection needs to be studied

It’s because they’re rape victims perpetuating a cycle of abuse

So the narcissism would presumably be a defensive measure against the onslaught on one’s self worth stemming from rape?

Yes, and doing it to someone else is regaining whatever they think it took from them or asserting their existence.

The narcissism and homosexual intersection needs to be studied

It’s because they’re rape victims perpetuating a cycle of abuse

Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!

I had one of these once, bookshop customer randomly challenged me to name, quote, ‘the only word in English where two u’s are next to each other’, and when I immediately said ‘vacuum’ he looked disappointed and when I pointed out it isn’t even the only word with two u’s next to each other in English and offered ‘continuum’ as an example he looked like I’d just punched his ribcage out his back like a Mortal Kombat character

People claiming this didn’t happen have never worked a day in retail

if you’re going to do this shit you at least have to get excited when somebody actually knows the answer

Not how being pedantic works

no country for chopped uncs

Obsidian’s turn to make a fallout that sucks ass now

To be fair FO4 only sucked ass on the main story quest writing. Set pieces, side stories, gameplay were all pretty good.

I disagree