An'la téli saii

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

Isekai only instead of waking up in a fantasy world it's the real world and I'm suddenly 33 years old

failing Marriage perfec t size for put new baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort pregnancy sleep soundly put baby in failing marriage. Put Baby In Failing marriage. no problems ever in failing marriage because yelling and storming out for baby listening of big baby language learning. Afailing Marriage yes a place for a baby put baby in failing marriage can trust failing marriage for giveing good love to baby. a baby will save this relationhsip

thanks to carbonation efforts, the gneep gnorp population has a gentle but exciting fizz about them and is now the most refreshing species out of all creatures on earth

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Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw

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ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt

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big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all