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ohhhh you elfsturbating 😧😲

as an optimist i dream of a beautiful world where people are fucking normal about aromanticism

At first I read “as an optometrist” and was just ready to accept the statement as is like oh yeah maybe some kind of pun about if people’s views weren’t clouded by hatred and biases they could be normal about aro and aspec in general but then I reread it was like “sigh, time for my nearsighted ass to go back to the optometrist.”

misread aromanticism as astigmatism

some of you need to get new aspecs

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"Fill up," he says.

listen if a friend of mine transitioned and looked like me i would not be mad. i would not be asking questions. we would have other business to attend to

seeing my mutuals on youtube shorts is fucking terrifying. it could happen to any of us. i feel like a character in a horror movie where the creature is lurking in the shadows waiting to pounce. and the creature is other sites

i should say seeing unyielding silence is both the least surprising and the most terrifying because i know that things sense of humor. i know if i mention it it WILL reblog my stupid posts. that leaves me very susceptible to the creatures attacks

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grabs broom. GET. GET GODDAMMIT.

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This post is… EDIBLE!!!

goddammit i’ve got an infestation

munchmunchmunch

hits you with broom. STOP EATING MY GODDAMN POST!!!!!

EXACTLY

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ITS BEEN FOREVER WHY ARE YOU COMING BACK TO THIS POST ITS BEEN OUT FOR TOO LONG ITS MOLDY NOW

i hope you all get mold poisoning

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y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

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I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

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everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am